Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

tyleroakley:

NAILED IT.

chickensandwich:

may the lord have lamborghini mercy on your soul

deepspacebutts:

sweet-bitsy:

I’M CRIYTNG GH

omq I’m dying CAN’T BREATHE HELP

kradicalthoughts:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

I think it would be a good way of finding new friends.

watchtheskytonight:

wizardsandfrostcupinthetardis:

tinytazninja:

dickrockerjanecrocker:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

*spins around to face them in black leather chair* I bet you’re wondering why I’ve brought you all here today….

IT GOT BETTER 

snoozlebee:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulhu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

i think you have these mixed up

lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*